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Remus Lupin and Sirius Black – The Madness Within.

I was asked to write a piece for a newly launching website on Harry Potter and its relation to a particular branch of literary theory. This is what I came up with.

The madness within

If discussing homosexuality and queer theory in relation to a cult text is risky at the best of times, it becomes downright dangerous when talking about Harry Potter. When JK Rowling announced that Albus Dumbledore was gay the reaction varied hugely, from support all the way through to disgust. The acknowledgement had huge ramifications for those with any interest in Harry Potter and (queer) literary theory – it confirmed that homosexuality is not only something that exists in the world of the novels, but is something that was part of one of its central characters without any of us ever realising. It’s worth highlighting now that this essay does not aim to have a hard conclusion – in it, I will explore Remus Lupin and Sirius Black as manifestations of the male homosexual figure, but in no way do I plan to ‘prove’ that either character is gay.

“Please, sir. An animagus is a wizard who elects to turn into an animal. A werewolf has no choice in the matter.” Immediately, a distinction is drawn between the two men in that Sirius has control over his transformation and Remus doesn’t. There are a several reasons why I began to consider the transformation process as a metaphor for homosexuality, but the following are particularly key in my mind. The first is the fact that werewolves are tied to the moon – this is feminising in that the lunar cycle and the menstrual cycle have long been associated. For a long time, gay men were viewed as being inherently feminine and it’s difficult to shake this historical association. Another is that David Thewlis, who portrayed Lupin in the Harry Potter films, recently revealed that Alfonso Cuaron (director of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) advised that Thewlis play Lupin as a ‘gay junkie’. As soon as allusions to homosexuality and drugs are made, it becomes difficult not to read wolf-Lupin’s scrawny body complete with patches of hair missing as reminiscent of the bodies of gay AIDS victims that were splashed across the mass media in the late twentieth century.

Because so much significance is placed on the fact that Lily and Severus have the same patronus, I find it difficult not to read into the fact that Lupin and Black transform into the same type of animal. Admittedly, they change via a different method and into a slightly different biological family, but the similarity is still interesting. Although Sirius is a bold, confident character, he also dresses like (and shares a moustache with…) Freddie Mercury – with all that velvet, he can come across as a little camp. And just like Lupin, who is ostracised and forced to resign from his job because of the stigma that comes with his condition, Black is cut out of his own family because he doesn’t (wait for it…) share their beliefs about whom it is appropriate to mate with.

Just as Lupin and Black represent different manifestations of the canine form, they can also represent different manifestations of the gay male body. While Lupin’s ‘condition’ is torturous and uncontrollable, Black’s is controlled and, to some extent, enjoyable – Sirius remarks that ‘James suggested making the change permanent. The tail I can live with, but the fleas – they’re murder.’ In this regard, Sirius represents a new breed (excuse the pun) of gay man – his confidence and ease contrast sharply with Lupin’s self-loathing. While I’m tempted to read this as being evident of a temporal shift (with Lupin representing the closeted, victimised, pre-1980s homosexual figure and Sirius as the post-1980s gay man, more widely accepted by society), this issue is complicated by the fact that Sirius is wrongfully imprisoned in Azkaban. However, there is still some mileage in the argument that the two men represent shifts in the perceptions of homosexuality. Lupin voluntarily discharges himself of his post at Hogwarts because he knows that the parents will not accept him, something altogether different from Black’s imprisonment. While Lupin’s actions are self-imposed and are the result of intolerance, Black’s destiny is forced on him by society because of fear.

Although the fact that Nymphadora Tonks marries Lupin and fathers his child complicates a queer reading of Lupin this can be countered by the fact that Tonks is a metamorphagus – if she can turn into a pig and a duck, surely she could also turn into a man. Someone also pointed out to me that the Remus/Tonks relationship might be a nod to the dynamics of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof – neither Lupin nor Tonks can be with Sirius, so they displace their feelings of desire onto each other to be closer to him. However, as I said at the outset of this piece, I never intended to ‘prove’ that Lupin and Black are gay. I’ve always found queer readings of both men to be frustrating in while they are compelling, they will always be inconclusive. Both men meet with violent ends, as does Dumbledore after his relationship with Grindelwald (something hinted at by JK Rowling but never really made clear). It’s tempting to read this as a warning against homosexual behaviour, but it’s probably worth remembering that plenty of straight characters die too.

For me, the most compelling point that emerges from this discussion is the reading of Black and Lupin that it facilitates – both men are loving father/uncle figures to Harry, are kind to their friends and are unwaveringly courageous. Their ‘conditions’ don’t change any of that. Not even a little bit.

Warner Bros Studio Tour – The Making of Harry Potter (and meeting the cast…)

I’ll just start by saying that today was one of the best days I’ve ever had. If that doesn’t set the tone for a preview, I don’t know what does. Yes, I’ve been excited to check out The Making of Harry Potter at Warner Bros Studios for months, but I was also expecting all of the problems that typically come on opening days – bad parking, inadequate tour bus shuttles, stressed out staff, big crowds etc etc. I got NONE of them. The staff were not only incredibly helpful and pleasant, but also genuinely know their stuff – from cracking jokes about Fawkes (those jokes that are lame, but the teller knows they’re lame so it’s fine) and discussing the intricacies of models to pointing out areas that you could easily miss.

That same care and attention has clearly gone into reassembling the sets – it’s a bit of a cliche, given that it’s obviously the desired effect, but it does feel like you’re stepping into one of the movies. It also feels smaller than it does in the movies…another cliche, sorry. Well, except for the clock tower (picture below); that was MASSIVE.

The tour is incredibly well structured in that you take in all the sets, costumes and props before moving on to check out the creature workshop, animatronics and model section. I know, I know, this sounds as if it could be really dull but I promise it’s not. From the creepy Voldemort foetus and Luna’s lion mask to a replica of Hagrid’s head and a terrifyingly realistic Buckbeak that moves around, there’s no shortage of things to see.

'You're a wizard, Harry.' 'Alright, don't get ahead of yourself.'
Totes leaned over the barrier and gave him a stroke.

One of the final rooms in the tour (yes, I know I’m skating over things, but that’s only because photos and a few words really can’t do the tour justice) holds an enormous  scale model of Hogwarts Castle that is simply stunning. Unfortunately, it’s probably the closest most of us will ever come to arriving at the castle for the first time. Wow, could I be any more of a geek…?

I was also lucky enough to meet some of the cast, who were attending for a special red carpet event that I’d been invited to, and get my childhood copy of Philosopher’s Stone signed by Tom Felton, Rupert Grint, Evanna Lynch (who kissed me on the cheek, thus making my life complete), Warwick Davis, David Thewlis and Bonnie Wright. The cast were all incredibly charming, each one signing enough autographs to give them a bout of RSI and chatting with the crowd. I made Tom Felton laugh and everything.

See?

We also talked about shoes – apparently this was the only part of his outfit he had assembled himself, so he was happy that I complimented them. I’m not sure why I complimented them – apparently being around celebrities makes me so nervous that I start complimenting their shoes.

Tom Felton's shoes.

If you’re a fan of Harry Potter, film or art, I can’t recommend checking out the studio tour enough. At around £25 it’s not a cheap day out, especially given you have to leave through the gift shop, but it’s a magical (wow, almost got through this post without making a lame magic pun) way to spend a day. It occurs to me that this whole reads like a sponsored post, but it’s actually not; it’s actually that much fun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to eat my chocolate frog.

Harry Potter and the Tour of London

Sooo, if you’ve ever spoken to me for more than five minutes, you’ll be aware that I’m something of a Harry Potter fan.  Now that I live in London, I decided to go on a mission to find all the locations of the movies. Although there a bunch of sites with some locations on, I struggled to find a website with an easy walking tour you could follow. So I was like, ‘ok, I’ll make one’.

Dismount at King’s Cross, Platform 9 3/4 (even though it says 5 on the sign…)

This looks familiar…except they act like it’s the exterior of King’s Cross in the movies, even though it’s really St Pancras.

Still St Pancras. Ok, let’s get the Underground to Monument.

A short walk from Monument is Leadenhall Market, used as the first Diagon Alley! Hagrid and Harry not pictured.

42 Bull’s Head Passage – This was the first Leaky Cauldron, but now it’s an optician’s. How unbelievably depressing. If I come across some money I’ll totally buy it, make a theme bar and name cocktails after the characters. (Don’t hold your breath.)

 Cross London Bridge and you’ll see this – remember them flying past all that stuff on their broomsticks?…

…and you’ll also come to Borough Market where (at 7 Stoney Street) you’ll find Leaky Cauldron Number II. Now it’s a flower shop. I hope you can buy ‘Harry Potted plants’ and ‘Dumbledore Dahlias’ but I didn’t check.

If you stroll down the bank of the Thames, you’ll reach Millennium Bridge. At least where it used to be until the Death Eaters destroyed it.

Oh no, wait there it is. Ok, cross it, and head right to Mansion House Underground station.  Take it to Westminster…

These are the Westminster ticket gates that gave Mr Weasley some trouble.  There was a load of Chinese people having trouble with them the day I went.  They didn’t look like wizards though.

It’s a bit of a hike to Lambeth Bridge, to be honest, but if you want to see the place where the Knight Bus went really narrow…this is it! You also get to walk past the Houses of Parliament if you want a bit of non-Harry Potter related culture. IF.

 To the Ministry of Magic – guess you’ll have to take these since…

 …the phone-booth entrance (located  in Scotland place) is gone :( I blame that Colin Farrell movie.

 From there, get the Underground from Embankment to Leicester Square which is pretty close to Shaftesbury Avenue.  This is where the gang head to in Deathly Hallows Part 1 before getting attacked by Death Eaters in a cafe.  I wanted to go in to do some sort of elaborate trick where I made my coffee cup float using a piece of string, but the cafe isn’t even real, hmph.

It’s an easy walk from there to Holborn Underground station, which is pretty close to Lincoln’s Inn Fields. I know it looks totally different, but Lincoln’s Inn Fields was the filming location for 12 Grimmauld Place. There were a bunch of dogs running around in the park when I was there, but none of them responded to the name Sirius.

Back to Holborn, and it’s only a couple of stops back to King’s Cross! I constructed this tour a couple of weeks ago, and it only took me a few hours to do (with a mixture of walking and getting the Underground between locations). Two things really struck me – the first was how much things had changed in the decade since shooting started on the first movie; parts of King’s Cross used in the original are totally gone, and Lincoln’s Inn Field is pretty hard to recognise as Grimmauld Place. The second is how spread out everything is – so much kit is used on film shoots, it must have been a nightmare moving it all over London. Then again, I did go see locations used in all eight films in one day…

That’s it for today, though I do view this post as a work in progress (I haven’t even spell-checked it…and that’s an unintentional pun) – I want to add a map with the route I took on it at some point and comparison shots with stills from the movie. Oh, I also have a bunch from another Harry Potter related trip I’ll be posting soon…!

Why make stuff up…

when the truth is this funny?  Quick post to distract me from my dissertation.  Seeing a couple of funny (read: awful) movie tie-ins lately got me wondering about just how far those Hollywood fat cats will go to make a buck.  Turns out, the answer is quite far.
Yes, I very much enjoyed Iron Man 2 – lots of Scarlett’s lovely face, big explosions and some nice ‘doesn’t matter if you’re black or white…as long as you’re not Russian’ political agendas thrown in to boot.  And I will freely admit that I left the cinema thinking that the Downey/Stark beard could be a good option for when I start wanting to look ‘distinguished’.  I did not, however, have much desire to start smelling like the inside of a metal suit that (as the film tells you) absorbs urine.  If you do, then Diesel have you covered.


Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Spiderman on his fucking train.

But what if you’re not the hero…what if you’re…the bad girl? Well, guess you might want to put this inside you, after chilling it in the fridge first of course.  As if Cullen needs any more bragging rights, now his chilly willy will be breaking Dawns everywhere. Note: is it just me or does the picture make it look kinda small…?


Sticking with the sex toy theme…You know what? Just read the above article.  It’s funny enough without me chiming in.

The SATC 'Girls' - Keeping Photoshop in Business!

From what I understand, this abortion of a film is being released soon.  Side note; the following is an excerpt from Candace Bushnell’s source novel -

“A woman is walking down the sidewalk a few feet in front of her. She’s wearing a loose white shirt, it’s like a white flag and it’s driving Carrie crazy. Suddenly Carrie feels like a shark smelling blood. She fantasizes about killing the woman and eating her. It’s terrifying how much she’s enjoying the fantasy.  The woman has no idea she’s being stalked. She’s oblivious, jiggling along the sidewalk. Carrie envisions tearing into the woman’s soft, white flesh with her teeth.  It’s the woman’s own fault, she should lose some weight or something.”

Jesus. Don’t remember seeing that when I’m flicking past it on Comedy Central.